Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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