My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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