I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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