Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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