Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Two words: nipple clamps
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