Sponge bath it is.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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