Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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