I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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