i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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