Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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