Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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