Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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