We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I want her autograph on my taint
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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