hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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