I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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