Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
tell me about the eggs
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