glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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