I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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