we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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