honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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