So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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