He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Randomize
