Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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