There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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