It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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