You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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