Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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