drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I think my moral compass just broke
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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