im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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