i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
lets start a swedish sibling band together
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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