Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Church boner. Awkwardddd
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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