Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Randomize
