You work out of a Hotel?
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Of course I have a pirate flag
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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