Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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