Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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