I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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