# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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