it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Randomize
