so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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