is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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