He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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