I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I will pee on everything he values.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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