The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
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