I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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