everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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