idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
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