sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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