Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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