After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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