Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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