we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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