Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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