you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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