after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
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