I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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