Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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