I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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