going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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