this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
