Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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