Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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