'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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