i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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