Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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